The good news is I survived the monster under the coach. After much searching and picking up and an all around straightening on a find the shoe housecleaning spree, I found it. It was under the couch. The floor wasn't too dirty, so I got right down and reached way back for the one thing that would complete my outfit.
The bad news is the monster has terrible sharp claws or teeth or both. It now has a taste for my blood.
The good news is I looked pretty amazing, complete with a Toy Story Band-aid.