A spider made me drive so crazy, almost onto the sidewalk.
See, I was driving home from work, minding my own business. I had no idea that while I was working, a spider decided that the perfect place for a web was between the antenna and the windshield. I did not notice until after I'd rolled down all my windows and was zipping along, singing with the radio.
It wasn't the spider, exactly, that got my attention. It was his shadow bobbing up and down on the passenger seat that alerted me to my uninvited passenger. I started looking for the cause of it, and I may have been swerving onto the shoulder before I saw the spider outside of the car.
A frantic rolling up of the window almost saved me but for a gust of wind that knocked the web down, flinging the spider into the open window, which may have resulted in eeps of squeaks from me before I safely secured a spider free car.
Upon which I realized I was moving from the shoulder, and the sidewalk was looming.
I was lucky to have a clear roadway to correct myself with no witnesses.
But I just want to have it be known. It was the spider. I don't usually drive like that.