It's day three with the dogs, in this terrible daylight savings time, terrible because they can't actually tell time by looking a clock, even a digital one, so they let their bodies rule their roosts. Thus, it's day three of dogs barking at 5:00 AM.
They like to argue that it is only 5:00 AM because we archaically still set our clocks ahead an hour. It's really 6:00 AM and I should know how much they want to get out of crate at 6:00 AM.
Isn't that just like a dog? Always trying to turn it back on you, so you know how wrong you are while they remain supremely right.
Or maybe that's just my dogs.