Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Toothpaste Is Not A Haircare Product

It's the simple things in life, the things we all know....I mean, really, we all know toothpaste is not for hair. Duh.

And then it somehow gets into your hair and you truly understand all the whys and hows and reasons that toothpaste is not a haircare product.

All I'm saying is, to my brand new nephew who has his first picture taken with Oh Cho with her hair looking like a birds nest disguised as a pony tail, you wouldn't understand man. You weren't there. It was on my comb and I didn't know it until it was too late and then I had to run to the school to get the kids, then run to the hospital to wait for your birth. I didn't have time to wash it out.

And since we are speaking of universal true truths, I knew you were a boy. Never question Oh Cho's gestational gender guesses. I'm always right!

Welcome to the world R.G.C. Our next photo will be much better, or I'll destroy the memory card it's on!

1 comment:

  1. Very funny! I was concerned about your hair that day but didn't want to say anything! Just kidding. Tonight I left Red Robin and wondered why this strange lady kept staring at me. I looked down and everything looked good. It wasn't until I was outside and in the car that I had spilled ketchup all over my white shirts right under my chest! I, of course, could not see it when looking down but it was in full view for the rest of the world!