And then it somehow gets into your hair and you truly understand all the whys and hows and reasons that toothpaste is not a haircare product.
All I'm saying is, to my brand new nephew who has his first picture taken with Oh Cho with her hair looking like a birds nest disguised as a pony tail, you wouldn't understand man. You weren't there. It was on my comb and I didn't know it until it was too late and then I had to run to the school to get the kids, then run to the hospital to wait for your birth. I didn't have time to wash it out.
And since we are speaking of universal true truths, I knew you were a boy. Never question Oh Cho's gestational gender guesses. I'm always right!
Welcome to the world R.G.C. Our next photo will be much better, or I'll destroy the memory card it's on!