Paperclips For The Paperless

We are going paperless
So please ignore the pile of paper on my desk
And in my inbox
And my to be scanned box
And the leaning tower of registrations about to topple off the shelf
And the mounds under my desk
Because we are going paperless.

I can't wait.  I'm sick of all the paperclips we use to hold paper we don't talk about together.....

I scoop handfuls off my desk morning, noon, and night.  I pick them up from the loving embrace of the carpet beneath my desk.  If I move anything I find clips hiding, shirking their clip duties.

We're going paperless, don't you know!