I have one husband and two kids and three dogs and I do not need another puppy. I don't have the space or the time or even, honestly, the strength for four dogs.
Recently I had the puppy urge. It passed, but not before I bought this:
When I am old, my house will be overrun with ceramic dogs. My grandkids will be told not to touch, that isn't a toy, and when I finally kick it, my estate sale will be advertised as the sale for the avid dog lover.
I'm totally okay with that.