The Only Rule For Eyebrows

For years I have agonized over my eyebrows. I know, vanity, thy name is me. Eyebrows are a totally odd part of the human being, why should I worry so much about them?

Well, to be quite honest, I have very masculine eyebrows.

And I decided a few years ago to embrace them. I am not willing to have them tweezed down to feminine, archful lines. I'm going to let them be with only slight changes, such as keeping them off my eyelids and forehead.

Today my son so kindly left lying around the new Esquire and I read all about The Meticulous Man's Guide To Eyebrow Care and I thought, holy cow! That's all I need.

I learned the only rule for eyebrows: they shouldn't touch in the middle.

I'm so on board with that.