D Is For D'oh!

Running late, almost out the door, when I hurriedly slipped my rings on my fingers and left.  Took me half the day to realize the reason things felt wrong (literally) was because I was wearing my wedding ring on my right hand and my anniversary band on my left. 

D'oh!

Realized before lunch, I had a new run in my tights, tights I'd already mended and turned.  Realized after lunch I had a hole in the toe on the other foot, and all afternoon I could feel the hole getting bigger and bigger and if I had shaved my legs anytime in the last week or so, I'd have shed those things and pretended spring in the PNW is actually warm.

D'oh!

Thought I might be either getting a massive, blinding headache due to a brain tumor or I was going insane, because after lunch I felt like someone had changed my computer monitor while I was out.  It was the same color, same taped quotes on the bottom, same sign here stickies at the top, same everything except the font just didn't look right.  I spent all afternoon half freaking out and almost got into a cranky pants fight with our IT guy when he told me it was the same as always, when Jr IT guy stopped by and said he could shed some light on what was different.

He'd changed my monitor.

D'oh!

Now if only I'd had some Doughnuts, my Homer day would have been complete!